January 2010
42 posts
You: yo. doooode. it volde here.. what do you think of belitrix, isnt she totally hawtttt
Stranger: Init, its like woah dude
You: so should i goo for it
Stranger: you should hit that chick dude
You: that damn harry pooper keeps ruining and cock blocking me
Stranger: You should really stick your wand in her cauldren
You: i just really want to avada kedavra his ass already!
You: totally, you so understand me
You: wanna, maybe, possibly, become one of my deatheaters?
Stranger: I know dude, i know..
You: i really need more of guys like you around
Stranger: I would be honered mann, its like damn, he could be buddys
Stranger: We can go watch the quiddich together like yeahhh
You: fuckyeah, as long as your not a muggle.....
Stranger: Dont worry dude, muggles suck cock
You: serously, we have house elfs to do that
Stranger: yeah, they do it good dude.
You: that damn granger girl would kill me for saying that
Stranger: who cares, shes like ginger
You: dont get me started on the weasly family...total blood tratiors
You: and not to mention...THEIR ALL GINGERS
You: WTF
Stranger: This damn world
You: i mean i dont have hair, but if i did, and it was ginger, i would just shave it all off
You: its not even worth it
Stranger: True say dude, true say
Stranger: By the way, when are you gonna kill that harry dude. isnt he pissing you off?
You: he keeps getting away, havnt you read the damn books...but dont worry, i have a feeling i will finally get him in the 7th book
Stranger: Yeah you should dude. Anyway, im gonna call a house elf. I'll see you tomorrow man...
You: totally! next time you feel your dark mark tingling, just know...im thinking of you!
GOT MY LICENSE!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: you like ice cream?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u?
You: nah
You: it sucks
You have disconnected.
I just lost family fued 2 for the first time..
..i feel defeated
My night involves..
watching the lifetime movie “pregnancy pact”
fitting 10 people onto two couches pushed up together
watching angelo stick his head out of johns sunroof, losing his hat, and having john turn the car around, run over the hat, and then retrieving it.
running into friends at friendlys who seemed scared to see all of us
eating amazing pesto pasta made by mama steigs
crying from...
Hi, I love my friends
livefasttt:
We don’t need to get shitfaced to have a good time together. We can bake raspberry bars and sit around having lengthy discussions about harry potter and what our life will be like in a few years. I am so thankful for my close group of friends, I know these people will be a part of my life forever. It takes a lot for me to fully trust a new friend because of something truly terrible...
Just tried to play Family Feud online...
…in the space to type it just had the word…
DOGS
…and wouldn’t let my type anything else
A Greenberg Family Dinner
-nana talking about how she’s been hit on my many girls in her time (especially in florida)
-Isaac talks about how he couldn’t play basketball cause the janitors were off smoking weed
-Nana telling her grandchild that she will miss his next basketball game because she is going to be off getting crunk at a party
-isaac screaming at the top of his lungs into my ear. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT...
can someone please take my brother? IM GONNA KILL HIM
I hate waiting for someone to text you….
What i’m listening on itunes
Good Samaritan
Today, me and my mom saved a dog from getting ran over. This was carried out by me getting out of the car on longmeadow street and running after the pug trying to coax into going onto the library lawn. The pug really did not like me so every time i tried to get it to fallow me it went a separate way. After causing a mild back up of cars, we then realized the dog’s owners live behind the...
seeing the harry potter exhibit, can my life get any better?????
I am Voldie Fierce. A Guilty Pleasure. →
(via omgharrypotter)
im on a roll with this harry potter stuff, why stop now?
HP pickup line #41: I don't have an invisibility...
(via omgharrypotter)
I love the idea that people can read this tumblr and reblog my music and photos! thanks!
Yes, there is even a wiki for this. what has our... →
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GAHHH!
I’m literally about to explode! once again i am on lockdown in my house because i was sick on tuesday! on tuesday! and now i have to miss another day of my 3 day weekend. I know that this is like the epitome of teenage angst and problems, but i just gotta get it out of my system. Its not like what i’m missing out is wild and crazy and unforgettable, but i would so much rather be with...
My song of the week, i just can’t stop...
